“Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?”
“I give.”
“You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there’s a dog.” ― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
It’s hard to share puns with kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
Some people have a way with words, and others, oh uh, not have way. - Steve Martini
Last Updated: December 30, 2018